The Usenet Oracle is a collaborative humor project among Internet Users. Here are my favorite Oracularities:

• Oracularity 140-05: The Incredible Hulk vs. Superman
• Oracularity 317-09: What is "it"?
• Oracularity 460-05: Origin of <ZOT!>
• Oracularity 500-10: SKYNET sends a Terminator after the Oracle
• Oracularity 550-02: The Oracle dreams
• Oracularity 638-08: Spring break
• Oracularity 696-05: Death of a sysadmin
• Oracularity 733-02: Why Windows 95 is so buggy
• Oracularity 780-02: Great matchups in history
• Oracularity 1396-07: What is string theory?

Of course, the Oracle supports the metric system like all right-minded people.
Oracluarity 365-10: Imperial vs. Metric